Artists vs TMNT

Artists vs TMNT is the forty-fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the twelfth and final episode of Season 3. It features the The Renaissance Artists: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael Sanzio da Urbino, Michelangelo Buonarotti, and Donatello di Niccolò, rapping against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello. It was released on July 14th, 2014.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Nice Peter as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (voice only)

EpicLLOYD as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (actor and voice)

Xin Wuku as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (stunt double)

The Renaissance Artists:
Link Neal as Leonardo (Artist)

Anthony Padilla as Raphael (Artist)

Ian Hecox as Michelangelo (Artist)

Rhett McLaughlin as Donatello (Artist)

Other:
Nice Peter as Luigi (reused footage cameo)

EpicLLOYD as Mario (reused footage cameo)

Lyrics
[Note: Leonardo is blue, Donatello is purple , Raphael is red , Michelangelo is orange and an entire group rapping at the same time is regular text.]

Renaissance Artists:
Cowabunga, dude, so let's get it on.

Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance.

We got the classical technique

To kick these three toed freaks back under the street! (Ooh!)

I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat.

You don't really wanna step to da Vinci.

I love the ladies. I like to keep it mellow,

So let me pass the mic to my man, Donatello!

(Ugh!) Hard shell, but you're gross in the middle.

Wouldn't wanna touch you with a six foot chisel.

Born in goop, raised in poop,

I slice through a group of ninjas like fruit. Oops!

(Yo!) Raphael, and I came to flow!

Deemed dope by the Pope, and I boned til I croaked!

I'm an emcee Shredder, but I get the feeling

I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling!

(Ohhh!) Michelangelo, and I'm giant!

I made David, but I'll slay you like Goliath!

I'm a rap God , and you can't quite touch me!

This battle's your Last Judgment, trust me!

W e d r o p s c i e n c e !

W e   g o t   t h e   m a t h e m a t i c s !

The architects of rebirth are rap addicts!

You beat the Foot, but it won't go well,

When you catch an Italian boot to the half shell!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
The wisdom of our master (Splinter)

Taught us not to rush to violence, (Splinter)

But our master (Master Splinter)

Ain't here, dude! (Hee-yah!)

I don't think you wanna mess with my katana blades!

Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away!

I can bebop and steady rock a mic, sucka!

I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka!

(Ugh!) Oh hi, I'm a cool but rude guy!

Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai!

Uh, Dona-tell me who you are again, dude,

'Cause I don't Gattamelata clue what you do.

Renaissance Artists:
That's because you mutants are too immature!

You wouldn't know genius if it pissed in your sewer!

We got the talent, a n d t h e m i n d s, and the rhymes so sweet!

We're like your NES game, 'cause we can't be beat!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Yo, go ahead and hate. We'll just skate on by!

You guys draw more dicks than New York Pride!

We're the TMNT, drop-kicking Italy! (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

Chowing on your tower made of pizza, save a slice for me!

Poll
Who won? The Renaissance Artists Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles

Trivia

 * This is DudeWithASuit's favorite ERB.
 * J1coupe's favorite artist was Michelangelo.
 * Lyrics were written by Chorus Men and Parappa the Rapper