User blog:DudeWithASuit/ERB Wiki Bible

Chapter one. Book one.

This is chapter 1 of book 1.
 * 1) Start:
 * 2) In the beginning there was only battles,
 * 3) and Phineas, the Flynn
 * 4) and he spoke into the nothingness, "Hey this shit is pretty cool"
 * 5) followed by "there should be a wiki".
 * 6) And there was!
 * 7) Behold!
 * 8) Wiki.
 * 9) Steeler:
 * 10) Then there was nothing again.
 * 11) But Steeler said "Hey this place looks cool"
 * 12) and he cast his eyes upon the land and declared
 * 13) "Damn this place is empty"
 * 14) and on second gaze he saw opportunity
 * 15) and he took it.
 * 16) And thus power was granted to him,
 * 17) Biches 1:
 * 18) And they of old age say that he said
 * 19) "This is my wiki biches"
 * 20) And verily it was.
 * 21) Blog:
 * 22) On the third day there was blog
 * 23) and from blog came Intrudgero
 * 24) and Steeler spoke unto him "you seem cool, u wan a job?"
 * 25) Intrudgero responded into the skies "ok watever"
 * 26) Job.
 * 27) Hoagy:
 * 28) From nothing came Hoagy
 * 29) and Steeler repeated "yo you want a job?"
 * 30) and Hoagy said "k".
 * 31) Ynkr:
 * 32) On the fourth day there was Ynkr
 * 33) Steeler said from the fire "come forth and get a job"
 * 34) so Ynkr came third and got two jobs
 * 35) peasants.
 * 36) Tesla:
 * 37) Nikola Tesla
 * 38) Bruce Wayne
 * 39) Thus happend Tesla, the Man
 * 40) with a username of no numbers.
 * 41) Filthy casuals.
 * 42) Spam
 * 43) Steeler said " "
 * 44) and there was space
 * 45) and to fill the void there was spam;
 * 46) From spam came troll,
 * 47) never to be removed.
 * 48) Troll is forever.
 * 49) Dark Wings
 * 50) In the sky flew the bird
 * 51) the bird of words
 * 52) nine thousandth and first of that name.
 * 53) The Falcon of the Night.
 * 54) The Guy
 * 55) Luigi.
 * 56) But Mario was not to be
 * 57) so appeared Luigi, the Guy.

Scraw wrote this on the Timeline blog and I was like "Hey this shit is pretty cool" so I put it here.