How to Solve Your "Problems": A Guide to the ERB Wiki

Hello here I will teach you how to deal with the problem you have on the ERB Wiki.

Do You Have a Problem?

 * Do You Have a Problem?
 * Yes I have a problem. Proceed to 1.
 * No I don't have a problem. Proceed to 2.
 * 1) OK. Is your problem personal or does it concern the wiki on a grander scale?
 * 2) *My problem is personal. Proceed to 3.
 * 3) *My problem is with or about the wiki. Proceed to 4.
 * 4) Are you really sure you don't have a problem?
 * 5) *I don't have a problem. Proceed to 5.
 * 6) *Got me, I have a problem. Return to 1.
 * 7) Is your problem about your mental illness(es)?
 * 8) *Yes. Proceed to 6.
 * 9) *No. Proceed to 7.
 * 10) Are you concerned about the members of the wiki staff (or lack thereof)?
 * 11) *Yes, I am concerned about a problem with the staff. Proceed to 8.
 * No, I am not concerned about the staff. Praise Coupe. Proceed to 9.
 * 1) Please leave the ERB wiki and return when you have a problem.
 * 2) *​Proceed to 13.
 * 3) Do you have one or all of the following: OCD, autism, Asperger's, ADD, ADHD, depression, sexual confusion, etc.
 * 4) *Yes, I have one or all of those. Proceed to 10.
 * No, I do not have any of those. Return to 11.
 * 1) Is your problem about the fact that you feel like the wiki doesn't like you or you feel isolated?
 * 2) *Yes. Proceed to 10.
 * 3) *No. Proceed to 9.
 * 4) Do you think the wiki does not have enough staff, or that the current staff is abusing their power?
 * 5) *We need more staff! Proceed to 12.
 * 6) *The current staff is mean. Proceed to 12.
 * 7) Stop acting like you have a problem when people have real problems on this wiki you fucking asshole I will make your eye bloods of the bleed!
 * 8) *Proceed to 10.
 * 9) Solution: Make blogs calling for attention, pretend like you are going to kill yourself, gain sympathy from others.
 * 10) *​Proceed to 13.
 * 11) Is your problem about the fact that your "girlfriend/"boyfriend"" has left you or because you are suffering from the lack of a "girlfriend/"boyfriend""
 * 12) *Yes, that is what my problem is about. Proceed to 10.
 * 13) *You're a fucking lying shit, that's exactly what it is. Proceed to 10.
 * 14) Solution: Call for the immediate promotion of one (or more) of your friends (loljk you don't have friends) or the people your friends support. Disregard their qualifications (or lack thereof) and continuously mention the dire necessity for the promotion of that person in chat.
 * 15) *Proceed to 13.
 * 16) Go fuck yourself you fucking twat no one gives a flying fuck.