Ezio Auditore vs Agent 47 was the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Video Games and the first episode of Season 1. It features The Master Assassian, Ezio Auditore, rapping against the protagonist from the Hitman series, Agent 47. It was released Feburary 28th, 2013.
Jason Shin as Ezio Auditore
Jason Shin as Agent 47
Why hello, Mr. old-fashioned hoodie Killer
You are about to face one of your biggest Thriller
I kill all who oppose me, while you sit on the rooftop
following some Borgia guards doing eavesdrop.
Your hidden blades are no match for my Silver Baller
I wouldn't have a scratch when I fight against the Templar
People usually call me the Merciless Lucifer
That's why our motto is 'Merces Letifer'
Buon Girono, I am Il Mentor of the Assassin
'Cuz I am slick and deadly when it comes to rappin'
I follow the bloodline of those who came before
You are just fake, made up clone that everyone abhor
All of your work just leads you to a desolation
I have numerous friends and whores, call it a revelation
Your movie was horrible, breaking every lore
Move aside baldy, time for us to take the floor.
You are such a toolbag, you Italian Greaseball
This time you don't have a hook blade to stop you fall
Too scare to run? Then try that leap of faith
but to ensure you lose there wouldn't be any bale of hay.
Besides, I don't need a help from a shining apple
simply my presence makes everyone tremble
I am a Dark hero, killing those society doesn't need
and that, is my Assassin's Creed.
From the Crusade to the American Revolution
We Assassins are the one who achieved Absolution
I spend my hard earned florins to renovate cities
you spend yours on a shitty suit and some coffees
You want a taste of our Roman Brotherhood
even Machiavelli would laugh at your pathetic fraud
You lost this battle so hard, it is like a Cliche
So Agent 47, Requiescat in Pace.
- This is the first battle.
- This is also the first battle to get a sequel.
- According to the votes on the original blog, Ezio Auditore won.
- Jason Shin dislikes this battle.
- This was also his first attempt at rapping.
- The beat to this battle was lost, but a new one may be found soon.